fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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