You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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