He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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