laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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