That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
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its like you know when i get waxed
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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