Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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