I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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