i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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