I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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