used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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