i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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