STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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