he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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