Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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