OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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