i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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