i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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