In the future we'll all be gay
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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