no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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