I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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