ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
