...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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