Kiss
Puke
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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