I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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