:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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