Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
