I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
