On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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