It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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