Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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