That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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