No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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