hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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