6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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