Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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