glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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