then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
This is my gift to your gina
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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