I didn't shave. On purpose
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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