i don't want you to think of me as your TA
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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