She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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