Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Randomize
