no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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