I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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