I don't think brook has ever known best
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize