Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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