god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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