I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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