would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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