i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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