i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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