it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
...so i touched it.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Randomize
