Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
false alarm, still single
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