She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
