I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Pooping to opera.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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