Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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