so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
